TOP TEN REASONS I'M NOT DOING THIS BLOG ANYMORE
10. blog stopped being even remotely interesting a long time ago
9. so desperate for ideas I stole this Top Ten bit from The Late Show with David Letterman
8. not blogging will give me more time to update people on Twitter about every little thing I do, say, eat, etc, etc
7. Dalai Lama threatened to sue if I didn’t stop using his quotes and turning them into parody - he's far more litigious than I would have thought
6. going to “test the waters” for a presidential bid
5. starting a new blog where I make every recipe in the Julia Child cookbook...what? it’s been done already? I did not know that
4. kind of disappointed Homeland Security only looked at my blog once - that I know of (inside joke)
3. taking summer off to follow Grateful Dead from city to city - Jerry Garcia’s dead? once again, I did not know that
2. instead of writing blog no one reads, will focus on writing novel no one will read
and the number one reason I won’t do this blog anymore:
1. I just don’t want to
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