Teach your children that Nirvana is not attained through the consumption of Halloween candy. Then, when the children are asleep, take all their Halloween candy and eat as much of it as you can without sickening yourself, because in reality that sugar high may be the closest you ever come to Nirvana.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? Not sure exactly, but it's probably only half as loud as the sound of two hands clapping.

Be one with yourself. Unless you have multiple personalities, in which case you should be one with the least homicidal personality.

Live in the moment. Unless the moment sucks, then try to think of a better moment that might happen next week or like, whenever.