I still have brilliant thoughts and interesting comments and...okay, my head is filled with the same stupid crap yours is, but now my stupid crap can be found in short, 149-character bursts on Twitter.

Top Ten Reasons I'm Not Doing This Blog Anymore

               TOP TEN REASONS I'M NOT DOING THIS BLOG ANYMORE

10. blog stopped being even remotely interesting a long time ago

9. so desperate for ideas I stole this Top Ten bit from The Late Show with David Letterman

8. not blogging will give me more time to update people on Twitter about every little thing I do, say, eat, etc, etc

7. Dalai Lama threatened to sue if I didn’t stop using his quotes and turning them into parody - he's far more litigious than I would have thought

6. going to “test the waters” for a presidential bid

5. starting a new blog where I make every recipe in the Julia Child cookbook...what? it’s been done already? I did not know that

4. kind of disappointed Homeland Security only looked at my blog once - that I know of (inside joke)

3. taking summer off to follow Grateful Dead from city to city - Jerry Garcia’s dead? once again, I did not know that

2. instead of writing blog no one reads, will focus on writing novel no one will read

     and the number one reason I won’t do this blog anymore:

1.  I just don’t want to

No time to blog - all the monks from the Zenish monestary are scrambling to nearby states where fireworks are legal to stock up for the 4th of July blowout.

Remember, we are all Buddhas, we are all perfect. Which makes you wonder just how bad imperfect would look.

We all have the right to lead happy lives. But what if it makes me happy to make you unhappy? Ah, what a conundrum.

Embrace the emptiness. Hard to get your arms around that, isn't it?

It's a Monday. It's a rainy day. You do the math.