I still have brilliant thoughts and interesting comments and...okay, my head is filled with the same stupid crap yours is, but now my stupid crap can be found in short, 149-character bursts on Twitter.

Top Ten Reasons I'm Not Doing This Blog Anymore

               TOP TEN REASONS I'M NOT DOING THIS BLOG ANYMORE

10. blog stopped being even remotely interesting a long time ago

9. so desperate for ideas I stole this Top Ten bit from The Late Show with David Letterman

8. not blogging will give me more time to update people on Twitter about every little thing I do, say, eat, etc, etc

7. Dalai Lama threatened to sue if I didn’t stop using his quotes and turning them into parody - he's far more litigious than I would have thought

6. going to “test the waters” for a presidential bid

5. starting a new blog where I make every recipe in the Julia Child cookbook...what? it’s been done already? I did not know that

4. kind of disappointed Homeland Security only looked at my blog once - that I know of (inside joke)

3. taking summer off to follow Grateful Dead from city to city - Jerry Garcia’s dead? once again, I did not know that

2. instead of writing blog no one reads, will focus on writing novel no one will read

     and the number one reason I won’t do this blog anymore:

1.  I just don’t want to

No time to blog - all the monks from the Zenish monestary are scrambling to nearby states where fireworks are legal to stock up for the 4th of July blowout.