Alright, okay, I've got one for ya. A priest, a rabbi, and a Zen master walk into a bar. The Zen master has a duck under his arm. The duck says to the bartender...no, no, no, wait, wait, the bartender says to the duck, "Change comes from within." No, no, that's the punchline to a different joke. Hold on, this is it: The priest says to the hot dog vendor sitting at the bar, "Make me one with everything." No, that's not right, either. Give me a minute here, I'll get this straightened out.